Typical conversation with my Mom

(Mum is going to the market and I just woke up...)

Mum: I'm going out to buy groceries to cook. You want to eat anything?
Me: No.
Mum: But I take a long while to cook. You can eat something while waiting.
Me: No need.
Mum: Later you hungry leh.
Me: Won't lah. I wait for you cook finish.
Mum: You sure you don't want?
Me: Yah. Don't want.
Mum: You sure? Want some mee-pok or mee-kia?
Me: No need bother...
Mum: Later cook finish will be very late liao. I got pass by the coffee shop.
Me: NO...thanks...
Mum: It won't be too troublesome... you really don't want?
Me: NO.
Mum: You sure you really don't want?
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

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That's my mum...