Women's Language

Extracted from "Net Buzz" on 12 Oct 2007 Newpaper:

1) That's Okay - This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's Okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

2) Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.

3) Whatever - Is a women's way of saying "I hate you".

4) Don't worry about it. I got it. - Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.

This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" The woman will then say, "Nothing."

5) Nothing - This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes.